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Abortion to be made compulsory in independent Scotland
Radical new agenda will ensure the patriotic purity of oor great wee faitherland “Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.” – William Penn. New SNP...
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SNP signal: We’ll stay with nuclear weapons but ban Tories
SNP leader signals new priorities for land of milk and honey come the big day Alex Kneel signals to the country that anti-Scots will be dealt with in pre-emptive legislation as ‘signalled’ by his...
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Minimum alcohol pricing in Scotland? The SNP must huv been pished.
Scottish National Party humiliated as the rank amateurs everyone knew they were. Especially when it comes to conducting grown up legislation in government. Haw Haw! “Art is born of humiliation.” – W....
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Random drink-vote tests to be imposed on independent Scotland
Injustice secretary Kenny MacNaeskill set to impose random presbyterian intolerant centralism in the event of successful isolation vote. Don’t drink and vote folks. You’re apt to do something silly...
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Citizen Salmond: Bought and sold for Murdoch gold
As predicted by AhDinnaeKen, the press regulation debate lived up to the same standard of the majority of Whollyrude debates since 1999 – thermal hot air delivered by under employed empty coats. Here...
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Hidden scourge of under-employment in Scottish parliament
AhDinnaeKen uncovers scandal of under-employment in Scottish parliament and asks: Just what is the point of those Salmond diktat rubber stamping MSPs? “It is often laziness and timidity that keep us...
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SNP set to reap benefit of benefit cuts
Benefit cuts will ensure up to a million extra Yes votes in Neverendum according to SNP opportunists “Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.” – Hubert H....
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Diageo’s Water of life: The Wee SNP empire strikes back
Deputy Miss Leader Sturgeon added the finishing touches to the Water Resources (Scotland) Bill last week. AhDinnaeKen’s wee neddy bawbag correspondent has a rethink on SNP political manoeuvre. By...
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Pensioners: 50% cull ‘necessary to protect independent Scotland’
Leaked document shows radical rethink on Nationalist pension strategy for post independence Scotland. Soon pensioner culls could be as common as deer culls and grouse shooting for Scotland’s land...
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Et Tu Bullingdon Dave!
Treacherous English politicians set to undermine moral support for SNP’s flagship alcohol policy. AhDinnaeKen will drink to that. Wee neddy bawbag correspondent Buckfast Commando toasts the Tories for...
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No room in colonised nation for free speech tax
BLOGGING on the internet is one of the best methods of kidding yourself on that your opinion matters – yet this method of free speech is going to be taxed by a wee Napoleon sitting in Whollyrude...
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Scottish Sun confirms Salmond has nae baws
Scottish politicians might think they hold the moral high ground over the press in Scotland. AhDinnaeKen fearlessly investigates using old-fashioned fair-minded and honest reporting. “When in doubt...
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UKIP: The SNP’s best friends and allies
Ex-public schoolboy and faux geezer ‘man of the people’, Nigel Farage, may represent more of a threat to the Bitter Together forces of negativity and dodgy money than any piddling oil based...
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Children to shop their parents to the Nationalists
WE* used to worry about reds under the bed. Then it was Nats watching your flats. Now kids are to be the eyes and ears of the state. AhDinnaeKen investigates the latest Nationalist intrusion into...
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SNP commit Scottish taxpayers to directly subsidise SNP rhetoric
NEW tax powers to be granted to Scotland in 2016 will pay to keep Sturgeon in foodbank branded helicopters and strident anti-poverty commitments: Swinney makes a committed commitment to commit to...
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SNP commit Scottish taxpayers to directly subsidise SNP rhetoric
NEW tax powers to be granted to Scotland in 2016 will pay to keep Sturgeon in foodbank branded helicopters and strident anti-poverty commitments: Swinney makes a committed commitment to commit to...
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SNP commit Scottish taxpayers to directly subsidise SNP rhetoric
NEW tax powers to be granted to Scotland in 2016 will pay to keep Sturgeon in foodbank branded helicopters and strident anti-poverty commitments: Swinney makes a committed commitment to commit to...
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